Why Lois Lane is the Real Wonder Woman of Batman v Superman (Spoilers)

March 29, 2016

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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is not as bad a movie as the professional critics say it is. Only 28% “fresh” on Rotten Tomatoes? Ouch.

Now, I admit there’s a lot wrong with this film—

  • The build-up to the big fight (which is, as the title declares, the movie’s reason for existing) takes way too long
  • Jesse Eisenberg conveys absolutely zero menace as Lex Luthor, and seems to be laboring under the notion that he was cast to play The Joker
  • Batman’s sadistic contempt and reckless disregard for criminals’ lives seriously undermines his claim to the moral high ground (as my 14-year-old son pointed out, Batman didn’t care how many bodies he had to leave behind to steal that kryptonite)

—but not everything is wrong with it. Quite a few things are right.

  • Bruce Wayne’s nightmare (flash forward?) of a Darkseid-conquered Earth probably confused non-comic book readers, but I found it compelling and creepy (I also now think Batman should always wear a long trench coat)
  • Jeremy Irons makes a fantastic Alfred, no longer Bruce’s butler but his long-suffering and perceptive partner in crime-fighting, the tech and moral support of the Batman operation
  • Doomsday roars onto the screen with every bit of the relentless ferocity he had in the classic “Death of Superman” storyline—Superman’s taking this monster “up, up, and away” into space was one of the film’s highlights

And the movie gives Wonder Woman an amazing (if too short) introduction.

Wonder Woman Makes Her Entrance

When she finally jumps into the fray, blocking Doomsday’s big, bad energy blasts with her magic bracelets, the electric instruments in the orchestra start to wail, and the moment feels perfect. (Not even a dumb male chauvinist joke between “the boys” at that moment completely breaks the spell.) And when Wonder Woman snagged Doomsday with her golden lasso, I wanted to stand up and cheer.

The glimpse we got into Wonder Woman’s World War I past intrigued me (that grainy, black-and-white photo from 1918 has something of a “Captain America and his Howling Commandos” feel to it). Her judgment that the world men created in her century-long absence—and I do think she’s indicting men, not “mankind”—is one in which people can’t stand together was one of the movie’s meatier moments. Judging from the sneak peeks we’ve had, her solo movie next summer should be a good one.

But even with Diana in action at last, it’s Lois Lane who emerges as this movie’s most wonderful woman. In fact, she comes closest to being its most heroic character, male or female.

Batman-v-Superman-Lois-Lane-posterNot as a first-class reporter. She’s still fearless as ever when pursuing stories no matter the personal danger. Her interview with the African warlord is a classic Lois moment (“I’m not a lady; I’m a journalist”). But Lois’ romantic involvement with Clark has compromised her journalistic integrity. She colludes with General Swanwick to bury the story of Lexcorp’s shady arm-supplying in order to protect Superman, the man she loves and believes the public at large must love, too. I sympathized with Lois during this subplot, but I think (at least I’d like to think) a Pulitzer-winning investigative journalist would have the courage to print the truth, regardless of potential consequences—as this version of Lois herself argued to Perry White in Man of Steel. Instead, she’s more concerned, as Swanwick accurately states, with Superman’s “halo,” and perhaps her own.

But even though this Lois Lane isn’t always a heroic reporter, she’s still the most heroic Lois we’ve ever seen on the big screen. Her dive into the waters to get the kryptonite spear needed to kill Doomsday was the most moving part of the story. Lois Lane was risking her life to save the world! For several minutes, I thought she’d die making the attempt—and we might not get her back. Lois’ death would have been not only a creative twist on the Doomsday storyline, but also a genuine portrait of heroism—and love (see John 15.13).

Lois survives, of course, and Superman is the character who—as he did onscreen in 1978, and in 2006, and in 2013— gets to act in Christ-figure fashion, this time laying down his life for the world. (I don’t know why the studio chose to release this film on Good Friday, but the connection to the Christian calendar works.) But Lois’ survival diminishes none of what she tried to do. What she attempted was worthy of a hero in a Tolkien tale: an impossible quest, with defeat as the all-but-certain outcome, undertaken anyway because it is the right thing to do and the world hangs in the balance.

And she does it as a human being—a limited, flawed, “mere mortal.” She can’t draw on Superman’s strength or Batman’s militaristic tech or Wonder Woman’s Amazonian might. All she can do is give all that she can in the hope that it will make all the difference.

That’s gutsy. That’s brave. And it rings truer than anything else in Batman v Superman. In the end, whatever the filmmakers’ intention, this movie lifts up neither Batman nor Superman as role models.

I don’t want to be like this Dark Knight, so psychically scarred that I don’t think two decades of fighting on the side of law and order amounts to anything, so lost in despair that I’ve stopped counting bodies and believe that the ends justify the means.

I don’t want to be like this Superman, even if I somehow could be, still uncertain if I should use my gifts and abilities in the service of others, doing nothing to discourage other people from worshiping me, not really claiming my role in life until the moment of my death.

I wouldn’t mind being as kick-butt as this Wonder Woman, but no amount of exercise and proper diet (though I confess I could use more of both) will get me to that level of physical excellence.

MAN OF STEEL

But this Lois Lane? Willing to do something for others even if it’s hard, even if it’s scary, even if there’s not much chance of success?

That’s what the world needs more of these days. That’s what I need more of. I’d like to aspire to that.

What did you think of Batman v Superman? Let’s talk in the comments below!

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2 comments on “Why Lois Lane is the Real Wonder Woman of Batman v Superman (Spoilers)

  1. Great post Mike! I agree.

    • Thanks, Rick! Would love to hear some more of your thoughts on the movie – are you going to discuss it on your show?

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